I'm your basic liberal gay atheist chubby wage slave with sleep apnea. I love many things, such as my pets, my friends, and the fact that I just bought a car with working air conditioning. Factoid: I wear a titanium ring that's a replica of the one worn by Ed Harris in 'The Abyss'. Factoid Update: Lost the damn !@#$!% stupid ring after about 9 months.